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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 February 1992 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4131
  • Number of comments : 294
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Maxine17 : I just love reading the FMLs and passing occasional judgement concerning FYLs or YDIs

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Maxine17's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9125) - you deserved it (35581)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30832) - you deserved it (2560)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13191) - you deserved it (57152)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74818) - you deserved it (13074)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old lactose intolerant daughter decided to have some chocolate. The result: me cleaning the bathroom walls at 3am, finishing at 4:30am, and then start cleaning again at 5am when her stomach contents decided I had missed a spot. FML

Today, I rang British Gas to cancel my boiler cover, as I'm totally and utterly skint. I told her the reason was I was getting divorced, moving house, losing my job and had no income at all. She was very sympathetic, and said "how would you like to pay your £37 cancellation fee?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26995) - you deserved it (3825)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by shellbom (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

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