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Mauskau
  • Town/Country : Maidenhead, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 April 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 8133
  • Number of comments : 1144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About Mauskau : My name is Zabrina, I'm 4"11 and I'm an apprentice IT engineer. I would like to become a pilot but I'm too short for cadetships, so I will have to get there the hard way and spend lots of money . I live in Maidenhead, which is near London in England. I would like to have some hobbies other than gaming, but I don't have enough time between work and sleeping.

If you would like to have a conversation with me, please start it with something more interesting than "hello", "hi" or "hi babe". I'm not here for online dating, so please don't try. Thank you :>

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Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

#197066
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (137489) - you deserved it (15507)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

#1499
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17259) - you deserved it (1590)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12410) - you deserved it (7388)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14590) - you deserved it (8613)

On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

#334
27 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

#244
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On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)



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