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Mauskau

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12598
  • Number of comments : 1712
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About Mauskau : My name is Zabrina, I'm 4"11 and I'm an Fieldwork Technology Programmer. I would like to become a pilot but I'm too short for cadetships, so I will have to get there the hard way and spend lots of money but I might just stick to IT.

I live in Maidenhead, which is near London in England. I would like to have some hobbies other than gaming and weight training, but I don't have enough time between work and sleeping. I apparently also like to be sideways, as the app always rotates my profile pictures the wrong way.

If you would like to have a conversation with me, please start it with something more interesting than "hello", "hi" or "hi babe". I'm not here for online dating, so please don't try. Thank you :>

What the hell is this sending people a "fuck"? :s

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Mauskau's favorite FMLs

Today my boss askd if e could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30705) - you deserved it (5534)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, we finally got wreless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55742) - you deserved it (4271)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, the sewers in mah town became overloaded . My basement is now filled with other people's poo . FML

#16454235
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39872) - you deserved it (2762)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm - misc - by L -

2day I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled fir mah boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

#16017618
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40302) - you deserved it (3968)

On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY , I WAS AWOKEN BY MY DAD YELLING INTO MY EAR. IN SHOCK , I JUMPED UP OFF THE COUCH , AN CAME SMASHING DOWN INTO THE COFFEE TABLE. MEGA FML

#15621368
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25549) - you deserved it (3807)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:41pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Virginia)

today while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, mah husband slappd mah butt . I fell into the oven . FML

#15619603
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72823) - you deserved it (5895)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

My Boyfriend Pulled On My Pubes And Made 'engine Starting' Noises. This Was His Attempt At Foreplay. FML

#15617936
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37939) - you deserved it (14457)

On 04/03/2011 at 7:27am - intimacy - by dahs - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today.. . I was driving home at night.. . and got into an accident . Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road . I hit it . The toilet's fine.. . but mah car now has a toilet-shapd dent in the front . FML

#15431465
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32310) - you deserved it (5909)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... mah neighbors got a rooster. fat FML

#15427360
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58089) - you deserved it (6296)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32099)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I ovarhaard a littla grl ask har mom if tha round lady in purpla was pratanding to ba a giant aggplant !! I was tha lady in purpla !! FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (8795)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I realizd ow out of sape I am, wen I couldn't finis masturbating because I ran out of breat!! FML

#14954867
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15422) - you deserved it (58985)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today , the horn in looool mah car decidd to malfunction . It honkd continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway . FML

#14315930
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25032) - you deserved it (2528)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was getting ready for te scool swimming carnival and was running very late. I reacd for my deodorant and sprayd it on. It was only wen I was at te pool tat I realizd I ad accidentally grabbd te spray tan and coverd my underarms in it. FML

#13862354
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9414) - you deserved it (24194)

On 11/16/2010 at 5:07am - misc - by huulo -

Today, I was sitting at a traffic lighthen a cute girl appered at the side of the road. I sat and watchd her until she had crossd,hen I realisd that I had missd the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them usd there horn because I was driving police car. FML

#13788956
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8187) - you deserved it (49252)

On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)



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