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Mattribute

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 422
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Mattribute's favorite FMLs

Today , I have really painful pimple on my upper lip. I'm a professional trombonist , and every note cause excruciating pain. FML

#21220657
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39251) - you deserved it (4872)

On 07/25/2014 at 10:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I tried to break up with mah boyfriend, because he's too manipulative. By the time our chat ended, instead of being single, I'm somehow now committed to going on vacation with him and his family. FML

#21216217
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46333) - you deserved it (14703)

On 07/21/2014 at 11:58am - love - by whatjusthappened - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I trid to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I endd up smacking the back of my head against a brick looool wall. FML

Today, me an my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home . My phone started vibrating half-way through, an when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered . It wasn't a phone call . It was a face time . Busted . FML

#21208909
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (49140)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today , I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home , I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos fir sure , an his newborn baby is adorable. FML

#21207995
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54794) - you deserved it (4429)

On 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I Was Singing In The Shower, Not Realising The Window Was Open. When I Got Out, The Neighbours Were At The Front Door, Loudly Arguing With Mah Mother. They Were Complaining About Mah Awful Singing. FML

#21207963
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38884) - you deserved it (6514)

On 07/13/2014 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to putted her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for !! FML

#21193510
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42561) - you deserved it (7260)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today I Sped Off Down The Road Then Realized To Horror That Cat Was Clinging To The Roof Of The Car!! FML

Today, I Tried To Be Seductive To Get Intimate With Mah Boyfriend!! He Commented On How Sexy I Looked, And How Badly He Wanted Me, Then Asked Me To Move Because I Was Blocking The TV, And The World Cup Match He Was Watching!!

#21192852
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43600) - you deserved it (15410)

On 06/29/2014 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after leaving mah mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person fir not saying goodbye to mah sister when I left !! The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog !! mega FML

#21192815
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40622) - you deserved it (4353)

On 06/29/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, cuz they r laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurtd out, "Just like you?" FML

#21188385
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37087) - you deserved it (25260)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ad to bite te bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML

#21188382
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36611) - you deserved it (23090)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Roy Lawson - United States (California)

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

#21185679
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46759) - you deserved it (5328)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day dad eard tat te guy wo bullied me at scool died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, e tinks we were actually best friends, and tinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of te ouse except to go to scool. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

#21183278
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46110) - you deserved it (3727)

On 06/21/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by kay-z (man) - United States

Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. big fat FML

#21183245
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44767) - you deserved it (6551)

On 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia



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