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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 741
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86192) - you deserved it (7474)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52259) - you deserved it (14242)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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