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MattOnFML's favorite FMLs
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML
by baller12 / 02/03/2009 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML
by sportskidguru / 02/01/2009 at 9:41am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
by Jack / 02/01/2009 at 3:54am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
by Huge A Hole / 02/01/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Kansas) / Love
by crakbbyaparently / 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
by Sally / 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Charly / 01/05/2009 at 1:16am / Love
by / 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm / Intimacy
by Nicos / 12/25/2008 at 1:07am / Intimacy
by bip / 12/15/2008 at 12:36am / Miscellaneous
by james / 12/14/2008 at 8:14am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML
by christous / 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm / Work
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
by Gwayhir / 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2008 at 3:42am / Work
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous