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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 406
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MattDoe82 : I play hockey, football (American) and snowboard. #FindYourStrong #RIPBlake

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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MattDoe82's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

by fuck but no fuck / 08/02/2013 at 3:44pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Intimacy

Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML

by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 8:43pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love