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MattDoe82
  • Town/Country : Fairport, NY, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 123
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MattDoe82 : I play hockey, football (American) and snowboard. #FindYourStrong #RIPBlake

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Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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On 08/02/2013 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by fuck but no fuck (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML

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On 11/10/2010 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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