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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 July 1979 (36 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 370
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>klovemachine</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 4:13am

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Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML

by Anonymous / 08/01/2013 at 12:33pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Love