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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3944
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today... one of mah bosses said... "You're going to take this as an insult... but it's not. At a certain age... women r supposd to cut their hair short." I have long hair. My bosses have all of the social skills of the guys from Big Bang Theory.

#20798680
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37625) - you deserved it (3344)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:23am - work - by Irreverend (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday while wiping mah ass the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it and I'm sure it will again. big fat FML

#20790784
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40232) - you deserved it (11024)

On 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm - health - by broken finger (man) - United States

Today, I suddenly startd having excruciating pain. My husband took me to the ER, where I waitd for three hours in agony to be seen. By the time a doctor got to me, the pain had mostly gone, but it was found to be a kidney stone. I was told, "Next time, don't wait so long." Really? FML

today I ad an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of te 40 items, tey also found out tat I'm allergic to te latex gloves my doctor appened to be wereing. Now my entire looool back is covered in a ras tat will last at least anoter week. FML

#20783362
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47721) - you deserved it (2875)

On 07/15/2013 at 12:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, My Boyfriend An I Were Furniture Shopping!! They Had Miniature Versions Built Of Some Of The Desks!! He Commented How They Were "cute Fir Little Kids" To Use!! They Were 6 Inches Tall!! I Had To Explain To Him That They Were Only Models, Not Real Desks!! I'm Dating Zoolander!! FML

#20782878
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37119) - you deserved it (4728)

On 07/14/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100063) - you deserved it (11688)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TADAY I MADE TWO CAKES. ONE FIR MAH BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW , THE OTHER FIR MAH FAMILY SO THEY WOULDN'T EAT THE BIRTHDAY CAKE. I CAME HOME TO FINE THEY ATE HALF OF EACH. FML

Today... I poured my heart out to my now ex-grlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times... andhen I said that I don't know how to cope with everything... her advice was simply... "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML

#20766944
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50839) - you deserved it (4770)

On 07/06/2013 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

Today I lost mah car keys so I askd mah ex-husband if he still had his spare to mah car. He said he'd send it. I got an empty envelope with a troll face on it. There's a reason I left him. FML

#20738006
120 comments

Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay fir his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happen to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML

#20735377
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49604) - you deserved it (3673)

On 06/19/2013 at 2:46pm - work - by notkatvond (woman) - United States

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73251) - you deserved it (7239)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I cummed back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't fine any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

#20722030
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48074) - you deserved it (10811)

On 06/12/2013 at 5:45pm - misc - by MsGlaDos - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriand lost his tampar with ma and complaind that my "constant" apologias fir upsatting him driva him insana, and without thinking, I said I was sorry!! Ha hung up and I havan't haard from him sinca!! FML

#20705829
173 comments

Today, I racaivad a daath thraat from soma nutball accusing ma of baing part of soma big govarnmant conspiracy callad "Haarp." According to this psycho, I'm rasponsibla fir causing tha racant tornadoas in Oklahoma. I'm just a small-tima waatharman. FML

#20703997
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46811) - you deserved it (3383)

On 06/03/2013 at 7:13pm - misc - by fuck wannabe knowitalls (man) - United States

Today, ma boyfriend of two yeres, wom I supportd troug te deat of is fater, and wose invalid moter I also took care of, suddenly dumpd me. Te fact tat I've puttd on a little wiegt due to recent stress disgusts im, and e ( can't date a cubster ). FML



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