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MartinDJ

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MartinDJMartinDJ
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 639
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MartinDJ : I enjoy my daily reading of suck-ish lives.

You may not know or believe me but I actually do enjoy to speak with ppl and I promise to try to entertain you or what not.
I promise, I rarely bite. So y'know or mah... idek, you can text/snap me.

Kik : MartinDorph

Snapchat : martin_dorph

MartinDJ's page activity

Visits<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 9:25pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 4:16pm<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 2:46pm<b>lillozi</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:23pm<b>Steph_mmarie</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 1:42pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 3:09pm<b>FMLMaximus</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 4:13am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 9:49am<b>Rozeyyy</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:01am<b>hfudge</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 6:24pm<b>cocoapanda</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:31am<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 6:05pm<b>zBerryz</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 12:41am<b>peachbutt</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 6:35pm<b>5secondsofvvifi</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 11:11pm<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 9:55pm<b>jillylamb</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 12:30pm<b>arich6210</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 9:34am

Fucked!<b>lillozi</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:23pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 9:29pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 12:05am<b>brook823</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 1:46am<b>JayDay_123</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:44pm<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 10:11pm<b>IMightBee</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 11:32am<b>kickskate55</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 5:21pm<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 4:25am

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