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MartinDJ

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MartinDJ

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MartinDJMartinDJ
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 806
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MartinDJ : I enjoy my daily reading of suck-ish lives.

You may not know or believe me but I actually do enjoy to speak with ppl and I promise to try to entertain you or what not.
I promise, I rarely bite. So y'know or mah... idek, you can text/snap me.

Kik : MartinDorph

Snapchat : martin_dorph

MartinDJ's page activity

Visits<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 10:23pm<b>jdt12399</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 8:44pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 10:03pm<b>Stephanie001_</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 2:00am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 11:53am<b>redskinforlife</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 11:04pm<b>maria95aa</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 10:19pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 5:50pm<b>OhShitMyPeriod</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 6:51pm<b>awkwardngrateful</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 9:45am<b>lil_c_03</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 12:41am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 9:01pm<b>Mons</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 12:52pm<b>imhope</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 2:15pm<b>madil0w2000</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:43pm<b>belindailene</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 5:00am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:51am<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 9:25pm

Fucked!<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 4:03am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 5:53pm<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 5:30pm<b>maria95aa</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 4:45pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 11:51pm<b>OhShitMyPeriod</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 12:51am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:02am<b>belindailene</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:00am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:51pm<b>madil0w2000</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:20am<b>lillozi</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:23pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 9:29pm<b>brook823</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 1:46am<b>JayDay_123</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:44pm<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 10:11pm<b>IMightBee</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 11:32am<b>kickskate55</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 5:21pm<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 4:25am

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