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Today, mah boyfriend and I were getting intimate !! It was going well until I accidentally passed gas !! To add to the embarrassment, he rated it !! I only got a 4 out of 10 !! FML

#21165721
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39246) - you deserved it (7290)

On 06/07/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by embarrassed girl (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I took out mah phone and realized I butt dialed mah girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. real FML

#21158120
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45146) - you deserved it (8474)

On 05/31/2014 at 11:05am - love - by wendtinmypants (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my girlfriand and I got into an argumanthila sha was in tha bathroom looool . I told har I was laaving har cuz sha's too naady . Sha cummd out of tha bathroom and thraw har usd tampon at ma . maga FML

#21151109
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46138) - you deserved it (32826)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lost a bet with mah grandma, and now she's coming with me on mah next date. FML

#21020870
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36310) - you deserved it (32601)

On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, My Family Got Togeter For A Big Game Of Paintball . My Grandpa Wantd To Play Too, But I Told Im E Was A Bit Too Old For Suc A Roug Sport . He Joind Anyway, And Spent Te Wole 2 Ours Unting My Dumb Ass Down . I'm Now In Constant Pain After Bieng Riddld Wit Paintballs . FML

#20941762
96 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 7:55pm - health - by nl4 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today , my girlfriand got a datantion 4 public display of affaction. Wa go to diffarant schools. FML

#20937522
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55845) - you deserved it (4167)

On 10/29/2013 at 12:24am - love - by cmart_9 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I recieved a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows mah address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
190 comments

Today.. . I found mah elderly neighbour on all fours in mah garden eating mah flowers . FML

#20836671
114 comments

Today, I was at a job interview 4 looool a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needles to say, I didn't get the job. mega FML

#20833743
93 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, I was sanding intimata picturas to mah girlfriand and accidantally sant ona to mah bast friand. Ha sant ma ona back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60607) - you deserved it (9157)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Was Making Out Wit Ma Grlfriand Fir Ta Frst Tima, And Sa Raacad Down To Faal Ma Up. Wan Ar Ands Got Tara, Sa Stoppad And Said, "You'ra Not Avan Ard..." I Was. FML

#20618445
114 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday I Met Mah New Girlfriend At Her House Fir The Very First Time. And Her 17 Cats,hose Names All Begin With The Letter ( K ), Because They're All ( Kewl Kats. ) FML

#20601896
180 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, I told mah dad I'm pregnant. His response? ( It's only a phase, you'll get over it. ) FML

#20592767
104 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 2:04am - intimacy - by twinArmageddon2 - United States (California)

Yesterday, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I bakd him cupcakes, put icing on them and decoratd them. When I handd them to him, he pickd off the decoration, lickd the icing and handd the cupcake back to me, saying, ( I told you that's all I wantd. ) FML

#20592650
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24285) - you deserved it (48638)

On 04/15/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Cupcakes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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