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by wtfdad / 11/16/2014 at 12:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/20/2014 at 11:28am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
by HappilyNeverAfter / 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by SCARRED / 08/29/2014 at 4:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 1:16am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML
by Emliy / 08/01/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Ballsy427 / 07/25/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by and god shat / 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
by Anonymous / 06/14/2014 at 2:42am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Kids
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
by Anonymous / 06/13/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/13/2014 at 5:27am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML
by ldrik1 / 06/11/2014 at 4:36pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by blanknameisblank / 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
- Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about… Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying,… Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me…