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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 July 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3413
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Marmarfarfar : Hello! I absolurely love the FML wdbsite and app! Other things I love are reading, baking, cooking, and video gaming. If you would like to chat and learn more about me just leave a message. :)

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

by maxthndr / 02/10/2009 at 12:36am / United States / Work

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

by hahahehehohohoo / 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

by Noname / 12/30/2008 at 11:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love