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Marmarfarfar

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Marmarfarfar

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2640
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Marmarfarfar : Hello! I absolurely love the FML wdbsite and app! Other things I love are reading, baking, cooking, and video gaming. If you would like to chat and learn more about me just leave a message. :)

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Marmarfarfar's favorite FMLs

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML

#20979412
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44899) - you deserved it (4091)

On 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by nemesis5196523 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was reading and started laughing at a funny part in my book. My mom then bitched me out because she thought I was laughing at her. She called me a liar after I explained myself. Her logic? "Books aren't funny". FML

#20647629
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48694) - you deserved it (3905)

On 05/07/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by Marmarfarfar (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

#20630276
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51075) - you deserved it (12945)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML

#20584680
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48090) - you deserved it (8737)

On 04/11/2013 at 5:11am - misc - by zahra_786 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML

#20519764
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35546) - you deserved it (3845)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML

#20517120
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19033) - you deserved it (56354)

On 02/22/2013 at 1:12am - intimacy - by wrongplacewrongtime - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

#20407692
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43949) - you deserved it (4263)

On 12/19/2012 at 3:47pm - love - by mahanaaa_23 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML

#20138973
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29684) - you deserved it (2634)

On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

#19902817
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12177) - you deserved it (27219)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by totallyembarassed - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

#19539358
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49072) - you deserved it (3830)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19149) - you deserved it (33052)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (8254)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

#18825436
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31575) - you deserved it (9013)

On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14763) - you deserved it (53252)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32479) - you deserved it (14224)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)



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