Marmarfarfar

Search for a member

Offline (the 04/30/2016 at 6:57am)

Marmarfarfar

30Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 July 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3090
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Marmarfarfar : Hello! I absolurely love the FML wdbsite and app! Other things I love are reading, baking, cooking, and video gaming. If you would like to chat and learn more about me just leave a message. :)

Marmarfarfar's page activity

Visits<b>Shadowvoid</b> - 9 hours ago<b>Stazza11</b> - yesterday at 7:12am<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 4:21pm<b>capper44</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 9:58am<b>EmZoWe</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 7:33pm<b>stingray112</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 4:07pm<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 10:27pm<b>TheZombieGirl</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 4:32pm<b>Dune1988</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 12:29am<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 12:59am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 9:23pm<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 5:20pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 12:29am<b>lollipopfudge2</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 12:07am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 9:04am<b>LivToFail</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 7:02pm<b>FuckThisLogin</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 6:10am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 7:16pm

Fucked!<b>Stazza11</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 9:45am<b>RealChewyPiano</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 1:54am<b>Dune1988</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 2:53pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 3:08am<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 11:20pm<b>AnonTurtle</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 9:19pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 4:19pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 2:40pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 2:00pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 8:08am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 6:59am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 6:28am<b>richardglasscock</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 6:11am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 4:18pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 2:48am<b>Mons</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 8:14pm<b>Pruny_Nip</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 5:21am<b>goodjoblol</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 4:47am

Marmarfarfar's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of Marmarfarfar's badges

Marmarfarfar's favorite FMLs

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML

by nemesis5196523 / 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was reading and started laughing at a funny part in my book. My mom then bitched me out because she thought I was laughing at her. She called me a liar after I explained myself. Her logic? "Books aren't funny". FML

by Marmarfarfar / 05/07/2013 at 12:43pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Health

Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML

by zahra_786 / 04/11/2013 at 5:11am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML

by cls_x / 02/24/2013 at 2:53am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML

by wrongplacewrongtime / 02/22/2013 at 1:12am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

by mahanaaa_23 / 12/19/2012 at 3:47pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML

by With_Love929 / 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

by totallyembarassed / 07/07/2012 at 12:08am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

by yosenfal / 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Intimacy

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

by anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

by Needsanewjob / 01/10/2012 at 10:34am / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

by randomgirl / 01/07/2012 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous