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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1840
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About MarisaCB : I'm Marisa, hi! I'm from Florida. I guess I'm a liberal kinda girl. Gay rights, pro-choice, agnostic. I don't like hunters, and I'm vegetarian. I guess I'm usually a grammar Nazi, but other times I'm just EH. I love cats and chihuahuas. G'bye now.

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Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. Depressed, I started telling her about my terrible week. A woman came over and asked me to not be so "whiny and negative" in front of her children. FML


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On 03/13/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by marisacb (woman) - United States

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML


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On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49105) - you deserved it (6288) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML


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On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML


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On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "what birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML


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On 05/15/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15012) - you deserved it (57871) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I went shopping with my sister. Looking for something to say, I told her how one of my friends had been burgled. Then I realised it was Bree on Desperate Housewives. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

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