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MariJ82

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 September 1982 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1235
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>badmandilon</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 5:27pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 7:44pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 7:03pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 3:52pm<b>CarynAmber</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 2:54am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:20am<b>cskipgolfer2013</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 6:49pm<b>dragonkyng</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 2:09am<b>vet1</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 11:44pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 5:43am<b>pred8885</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 6:39am<b>Cads1</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 3:59am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 3:06am<b>jonjonguapito</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 1:54am<b>EvilLittleGirl</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:56am<b>TheJm4jEst1c</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 12:34pm<b>thecman25</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 12:05am<b>davidxflow</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 5:06pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 1:44am<b>vet1</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 5:44am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 11:43am<b>Cads1</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 9:59am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 6:05pm

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MariJ82's favorite FMLs

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML

by EverettA / 09/11/2015 at 9:50am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my birthday and I have no children. My father bluntly says, "Well, I guess if I get any grand-babies out of you now, they will have Down's Syndrome." I just turned 30. FML

by AM / 08/31/2015 at 5:46pm / Kids

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

by FLIPmcCOOL / 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy

Today, I'm on holiday in Ghana. After having worn an anklet I bought here for the past two weeks, I was told that it's used by the local prostitutes to advertise their trade. FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Holidays

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

by Claire / 01/19/2013 at 8:51am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 5:50am / United States / Intimacy