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Maren61's favorite FMLs
by thenewgirlfriend / 05/26/2013 at 10:15am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was ditched by the guy I flew over two thousand miles to see. His excuse? "I'm just tired. I want to go home and sleep" Later, he checked in at a bar right down the street from the hotel on Facebook. FML
by phoenixditch / 05/23/2013 at 3:13am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/22/2013 at 5:44am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by SadPuppy / 05/22/2013 at 3:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Work
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