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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 October 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 250
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Marckkun : my personality is strange, i dont get along with many people due to my crude sense of humor. Im a liberal, and an advanced deep sea diver. potterhead.

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Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML


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On 08/05/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML


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On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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