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Marcella1016

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Marcella1016

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5730
  • Number of comments : 434
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Marcella1016 : I'm starting to think of myself as a defender of FMLers. A lot of people seem to think people deserve their misery, and unless they did something douchey, irresponsible, or reckless, I usually disagree, and I'll defend them regardless of thumbs. I also enjoy inserting a witty comment now and then :)

Also, for anyone who may be wondering, the photo in my profile is a banana, vanilla bean ice cream, and rum flambé right after it was lit. And yes, it was delicious :)

No it's not I changed it. It's now Captain America looking like he's about to sashay down someone's runway.

On the app, so no personal messages para mi.

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Marcella1016's favorite FMLs

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML

#19508765
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24425) - you deserved it (4249)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML

#19493868
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20146) - you deserved it (4414)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36135) - you deserved it (13250)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML

#19441830
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21847) - you deserved it (3390)

On 04/10/2012 at 7:13am - animals - by tay (man) - Australia

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

#19434982
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11202) - you deserved it (35252)

On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada

Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML

#19429984
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33570) - you deserved it (9051)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm - money - by kirsty - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML

#19231418
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13426) - you deserved it (43943)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

#19222204
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9481) - you deserved it (27422)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

#19117009
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33323) - you deserved it (5067)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

#18657725
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26238) - you deserved it (2879)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

#18378000
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12087) - you deserved it (36540)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45636) - you deserved it (4092)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States



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