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Marcella1016

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4389
  • Number of comments : 398
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Marcella1016 : I'm starting to think of myself as a defender of FMLers. A lot of people seem to think people deserve their misery, and unless they did something douchey, irresponsible, or reckless, I usually disagree, and I'll defend them regardless of thumbs. I also enjoy inserting a witty comment now and then :)

Also, for anyone who may be wondering, the photo in my profile is a banana, vanilla bean ice cream, and rum flambé right after it was lit. And yes, it was delicious :)

No it's not I changed it. It's now Captain America looking like he's about to sashay down someone's runway.

On the app, so no personal messages para mi.

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Marcella1016's favorite FMLs

Today, a woman askd y mah daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smild and shruggd it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly looool like I did before I got mah botchd plastic surgery. FML

#19905347
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7805) - you deserved it (36528)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:13pm - kids - by momolee (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

2day son paid the price fir emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested fir punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. fat FML

#19794074
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30607) - you deserved it (4086)

On 06/15/2012 at 8:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY... I SAW MY MOM CHANGING THE EXPRY DATE ON MILK. SHE GENUINELY THOUGHT THIS WOULD MAKE THE MILK SOUR LATER. FML

#19759587
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24554) - you deserved it (1833)

On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today , I was aving a debate wit ma friend , wo actually believes karma is real . He got very angry wit me and stormed off , tripping over is own feet in te process . I lauged and asked wat e'd done in a past life to deserve tat one . He responded by getting up and puncing me . FML

#19750799
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9187) - you deserved it (34057)

On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I told mah mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making mah favorite cookies and dinner. big fat FML

#19743960
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21279) - you deserved it (2179)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat there free food samples . FML

#19706786
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28330) - you deserved it (3274)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)

Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot an I fainted. I woke up to see mah mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out an call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, your up. Now you can finish." FML

#19705989
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24949) - you deserved it (2196)

On 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by Aw522 - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam cuz I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. big fat FML

#19700381
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22513) - you deserved it (4234)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

2day I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam cuz I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. big fat FML

#19700381
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22513) - you deserved it (4234)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

2day I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam cuz I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. big fat FML

#19700381
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22513) - you deserved it (4234)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

Today , I got fired from my job at a wieght-loss center cuz I was too skinny , and apparently it's too depressing 4 the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25239) - you deserved it (3393)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

Today... I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handd him one. His mom rushd over... prid it out of his hands... threw it away... an yelld... "She's filthy... don't use that." FML

TODAY , MOM WATCED A DR. PIL EPISODE. SE'S NOW YSTERICAL BECAUSE SE ASSUMES ME AN FRIENDS ARE INVOLVED IN SEX PARTIES. ALL BECAUSE A MAN ON TE TV SAID SO. FML

#19671635
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24311) - you deserved it (1967)

On 05/24/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by silencio - Canada (Quebec)



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