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About Marbles8781 : Pretty sure my real family will come someday to take me to my home planet...and that's all you need to know. Does any one on this site actually creep on profiles? If you really want to know, I'm sure you can stalk me somehow to find out. Or just ask.

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML


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On 10/17/2013 at 7:51am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friend's 11 year old son accidentally shocked himself with our electric fly swatter. Thirty seconds later, while trying to prove to him that it's physically impossible to shock yourself with it, and that it's perfectly safe, I did the exact same thing. FML


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