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Marakie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 1194
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Marakie : I'm just a regular 12 year old girl who likes hearing about ppls misery

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Marakie's favorite FMLs

Today I hid mah parents' booze since I'd always thought there shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out there just assholes. mega FML

#20756642
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52048) - you deserved it (8544)

On 06/30/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Acidic Donut - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while having sex with mah husband, he accidentally elbowd me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemd to turn him on an he climaxd immediately after he'd hit me. FML

#20736775
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55686) - you deserved it (5498)

On 06/20/2013 at 4:47am - intimacy - by naughtymommy0317 (woman) - United States

Today, mah brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and mah nieghbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at mah parents about mah "addiction" to marijuana. When mah parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. real FML

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of bieng "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. fat FML

#20566421
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34736) - you deserved it (3024)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on te toilet,en I noticed looool I could see my daugter dancing in te oter room in te mrror, so I took a picture wit my pone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out tat I was visible in te picture, sitting on te toilet and smiling. fat FML

#20566415
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15162) - you deserved it (56570)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by crunknasty - United States (California)

YESTERDAY I PROPOSED TO MY GRLFRIEND. SHE DIDN'T SAY NO, SHE DIDN'T FAINT, AND SHE DIDN'T CRY. SHE JUST STARED AT ME BLANKLY AND SAID, "BUT... WHY...?" FML

#20566302
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43916) - you deserved it (3692) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/29/2013 at 9:29pm - love - by Badam - France (Aquitaine)

TADAY I FOUND OUT THAT THE MONEY THAT MY WIFE CLAIMS WENT INTO REPARING HER CAR ENGINE ACTUALLY IS GOING TOWARDS HELPING HER PAY FOR A DIVORCE. REAL FML

#20564887
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36354) - you deserved it (3087)

On 03/29/2013 at 1:37am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

I nervously started looool a new job and co-workers were telling me silly rules about our boss. Later I accidentally bumped into him and blurted "Rule #7 don't touch George." He definitely heard. FML

#20564827
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (32625)

On 03/29/2013 at 12:38am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I cummed home from work to mah 4-year old daughter cussing left an right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked mah shin an screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

#20564455
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39789) - you deserved it (16983)

On 03/28/2013 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, AT WORK WHILE NEAR A CIGARETTE TRAY OUTSIDE, A MAN SAID, "THANKS FIR POLLUTING OUR ENVRONMENT!" ALL I COULD SAY WAS, "WHAT?" HE THEN SAID "I'M SPEAKING ENGLISH U KNOW!" I WAS CLEANING THE CIGARETTE TRAY AT THE TIME, DON'T SMOKE AT ALL, AN WAS BORN HERE. MEGA FML

#20564434
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32888) - you deserved it (2467)

On 03/28/2013 at 8:57pm - work - by TVKill3r (man) - United States

Today, I was on a grls trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost.

#20564361
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43407) - you deserved it (18756)

On 03/28/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Hooker (woman) - United States

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friend were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

#20564269
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47090) - you deserved it (3294)

On 03/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Hellosinglelife (man) - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

Today, I was chatting with a co-workar, and sha mantionad sha has troubla swallowing pills. I rapliad that I'm lucky, bacausa I hava naxt to no gag raflax. Half tha guys at tha othar ragistars abruptly want silant, and I'm now baing constantly hit on. FML

#20564125
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33737) - you deserved it (15357)

On 03/28/2013 at 4:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, while on vacation, I think I met mah soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of mah life. My vacation is to celebrate mah 8-year anniversary with mah husband. FML

#20563782
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (54509)

On 03/28/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by not funny but :( (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, ( Babe, you took his drink. ) My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, ( Whatever, I took her virginity. ) FML

#20563680
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64794) - you deserved it (16433)

On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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