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MandyCat484

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MandyCat484

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  • Number of visits : 11509
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About MandyCat484 : The FML attempts aren't real FML's.. They're little inspirational things you'll see from time to time in the moderation section.

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Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembld a penis. I trid to cover up and askd if it was an action figure. He lookd at me like I was an idiot and said, ( It's a DICK. ) real FML

#21069587
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44091) - you deserved it (5599)

On 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm - kids - by hot sweet.... not (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I've been forced to start packing to go on a vacation wit ma looool parents, because tey say I've been studying too ard an need a break. I've ardly studied at all an was planning on making up 4 it all in te time I ad left before finals. I'm screwed. fat FML

#21069416
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21208) - you deserved it (37954)

On 02/23/2014 at 2:00pm - misc - by goodbye cruel world (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

#21068972
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51392) - you deserved it (6073)

On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML

TODAY, I WAS WALKING HOME,HEN A CAR HEADING THE OTHER WAY HIT A TRAFFIC CONE. I MUST HAVE BEEN AN ASSHOLE IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE DECIDED TO MAKE SURE THE CONE FLEW INTO THE SIDE OF MY HEAD. THE BYSTANDERS WERE SHOCKED FIR ALL OF TWO SECONDS BEFORE LAUGHING. MEGA FML

#21068594
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42009) - you deserved it (3943)

On 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I arrived at the airport only to fine my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of cloths and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

#21068141
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49709) - you deserved it (3213)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by seriously though - United States (Colorado)

Today... I was aving some kinky sex wit girlfriend. Wen I said "You've been a bad girl"... se looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously... "Wat did I do?" FML

#21068134
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50869) - you deserved it (9309)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, I Was At Te Mall Wit A Couple Of Friends Wen We Saw A Couple Of Cute Boys. I Made Eye Contact Wit Te Cutest One. Flustered, I Giggled, Only To Send A Wad Of Snot Flying Out Of My Nose. FML

#21067978
55 comments

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On 02/21/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I hered someone open the door with a key. It was mah boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see looool me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML

#21067356
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47047) - you deserved it (3758)

On 02/21/2014 at 4:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Lipetsk)

Today, I Recievd A Response To Mah Perfectly Straightforward Online Dating Profile: "How About Changing A Dirty Diaper, Mommy?" FML

#21067330
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36537) - you deserved it (5206)

On 02/21/2014 at 3:04am - intimacy - by sadlysingle (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I went to the arcade with mah dad... an we decided to try out the hurricane simulator... which blast 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

#21066497
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43841) - you deserved it (4704)

On 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by begging for air - United States (Oregon)

Today, I watchd my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML

#21066280
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38545) - you deserved it (4710)

On 02/20/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

TADAY I WAS DOING A SCIENCE PRESENTATION ABOUT GLUCOSE. THERE WAS AROUND 20 JUDGES AT THE EVENT WHO COULD'VE JUDGED ME, BUT INSTEAD I GOT JUDGED BY THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT GLUCOSE IS AND DOESN'T THINK IT EXISTS. FML

#21066140
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42149) - you deserved it (3034)

On 02/20/2014 at 12:27am - work - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

today I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody . Tattoos cummd up and I startd talking about trendy, girly tattoos lyk feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them . Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three . FML

#21065212
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39729) - you deserved it (10699)

On 02/19/2014 at 2:17am - misc - by thisismyawkwardface (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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