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MandyCat484

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MandyCat484

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14943
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About MandyCat484 : The FML attempts aren't real FML's.. They're little inspirational things you'll see from time to time in the moderation section.

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Visits<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:48pm<b>TacoloverSWE</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 8:40am<b>PITSB</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 12:35pm<b>metalhead4740</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:44am<b>jgilmanx13</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 12:19am<b>rob02</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 6:59am<b>FleibenHolden</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 2:30am<b>fallen45078</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 12:09am<b>klondikeberry</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 3:46am<b>Carpenter_C</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 7:43pm<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 2:42am<b>iSativa</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 1:13pm<b>totallylosing</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 9:04am<b>strange_thoughts</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 1:22pm<b>xcarlito615x</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 2:24am<b>vlader08</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 6:28pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 6:25pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 1:07pm

Fucked!<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 10:32am<b>totallylosing</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 3:04pm<b>xcarlito615x</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 8:24am

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MandyCat484's favorite FMLs

Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44494) - you deserved it (5808)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

#21124338
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43481) - you deserved it (6070)

On 04/27/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by Shit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

#21124319
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44062) - you deserved it (7544)

On 04/27/2014 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which was "I am not a genius!" He laughed and says that if I die before him, he's having that engraved on my tombstone. FML

#21122879
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33851) - you deserved it (13257)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

#21122867
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50027) - you deserved it (9982)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my teen son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years. Surprised and excited that he showed so much dedication to something, I volunteered to read it. I'm only on page 16 and it's absolute drivel, with grammar that makes my eyes bleed. Only 281 pages to go. FML

#21120593
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39514) - you deserved it (6081)

On 04/23/2014 at 3:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I used a facial mask for super sensitive skin, recommended by several friends with similar skin issues. Apparently, when the warning says, "May cause some slight redness for thirty minutes", it really means, "Your face will have hives and swell to twice its normal size for several hours." FML

#21119632
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38454) - you deserved it (4544)

On 04/22/2014 at 1:31am - health - by Tomatoe Face - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

#21118654
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54473) - you deserved it (4192)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53752) - you deserved it (4711)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

#21117573
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44080) - you deserved it (3198)

On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML

#21117292
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41807) - you deserved it (5071)

On 04/19/2014 at 4:12pm - love - by snore - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41801) - you deserved it (6697)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)



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