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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
Friday 22 May 2015