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ManateeRex

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ManateeRex

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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ManateeRex's favorite FMLs

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36387) - you deserved it (4455)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39444) - you deserved it (2634)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

#4511410
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53815) - you deserved it (19658)

On 08/13/2009 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by onehundredpercenteffed (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML

#3384760
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53317) - you deserved it (4399)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:18am - intimacy - by conductingfromthegrave (man) - United States (California)



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