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Today, my mother who is 75 years old just told me and my sister that we are adopted. I'm 45 years old and my sister is 49. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27129) - you deserved it (1893)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by cmendez - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mother who is 75 years old just told me and my sister that we are adopted. I'm 45 years old and my sister is 49. FML

#8654763
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27129) - you deserved it (1893)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by cmendez - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mother who is 75 years old just told me and my sister that we are adopted. I'm 45 years old and my sister is 49. FML

#8654763
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27129) - you deserved it (1893)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by cmendez - United States (Arizona)



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