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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 February 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1935
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Makinitez : I'm a sadistic psycho that likes reading all the funny stories on FMyLife.com. Yay!

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2day I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. fat FML

#2953608
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42699) - you deserved it (4290)

On 06/16/2009 at 8:59pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A PROSPECTIVE BLIND DATE. HE ASKD ME TO DESCRIBE MYSELF SO I SAID THAT I WAS FUN, ATTRACTIVE AND A LITTLE CHUBBY BUT NOT FAT. MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER WALKD UP TO ME AND SCREAMD "JESUS DOESN'T LYK IT WHEN WE LIE!". FAT FML

#2914098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49482) - you deserved it (14024)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States



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