About Mahtari : I shitpost and pretend to be Japanese.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Mahtari's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML
by suspended / 07/31/2016 at 11:39am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
by csgocockblock / 07/27/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by DumbassRoaster / 07/10/2016 at 3:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/08/2016 at 9:13pm / Transportation
Today, I was driving with my little brother when out of nowhere he yelled at me to stop. Thinking it was urgent, I slammed my breaks, almost getting rammed from behind. Why did he yell for me to stop? The Pokémon GO said there was a sparrow near us. FML
by PurplePanda_1927 / 07/07/2016 at 10:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/06/2016 at 9:53am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation
by Ew / 05/26/2016 at 9:02am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a mini heart attack as my dad stopped in the middle of the street and said, "I wonder what'd happen if I just dropped my pants right now and started jerking it in front of all these motherfuckers." FML
by dad, please / 05/16/2016 at 1:37am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
by killme.jpeg / 04/17/2016 at 9:04pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of "Jews" and that she'd have to give it "a whole lotta gas", then chuckled to herself. She's well aware that I'm Jewish. FML
by Anonymous / 04/16/2016 at 2:01am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend dumped me, yet again, because his mother made him. Fortunately for me I found… Today, I was running late to work and noticed that my car keys weren't in the right spot. I quickly… Today, my loneliness hit an all time low when I actually considered "accidentally" texting a random…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…