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Magical_Guava

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 324
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Magical_Guava : EXERCISE
EX ER CISE
EGGS
EGGS ARE
EGGS ARE SIDES
EGGS ARE SIDES FOR
EGGS ARE SIDES FOR BACON
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!

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Magical_Guava's favorite FMLs

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

#20890231
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40312) - you deserved it (3924)

On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

#19292918
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21920) - you deserved it (12267)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37233) - you deserved it (5040)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML

#14647477
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8655) - you deserved it (25944)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:11am - misc - by fmljae -

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant downtown with my brother in-law when I told him I couldn't eat any more. He then told me, "You better, or you're walking home." He wasn't kidding. FML

#13919732
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22364) - you deserved it (3031)

On 11/21/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Random Person - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15582) - you deserved it (38740)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

#4235040
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14209) - you deserved it (120256)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by jeeperspeepers (woman) - United States (Washington)



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