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  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 November 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2568
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today I woke up naked duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML

#19935617
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10898) - you deserved it (32782)

On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I was joking around with mah eight-year-old son. I told him to pull mah finger. I farted... then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger... he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12862) - you deserved it (26667)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86675) - you deserved it (4260)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I turnd on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town . One minute in, my drunk daughter apperes behind the news reporter, butt nakd, dancing . FML

#18845928
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38891) - you deserved it (6188)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices r making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27444) - you deserved it (2211)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, mah daughter-in-law taught mah 4-year-old grandson to burst into teres an yell, ( Am I good enough for you? ) whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13489) - you deserved it (59013)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startld and ped all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30004) - you deserved it (22267)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the frst time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML

#17584076
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19688) - you deserved it (14639)

On 08/26/2011 at 5:09am - health - by goldengirl - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my grlfriand mada ma watch six hours of "Glaa" with har. I don't knowhat I hata tha most, tha fact that I actually sat thara an watchad it or that I'm angry at Finn 4 braaking up with Rachal. FML

#16301661
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19585) - you deserved it (33021)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing mah testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed mah pants, earning me plenty of werd looks from the congregation. FML

#15574334
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20544) - you deserved it (22764)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friend took me out to the movie to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilariou to steal mah crutche an leave me stranded an alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. mega FML

#15398153
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41370) - you deserved it (3723)

On 03/20/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by crutchy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today a little boy calld me on te pone crying "grandma did" in a broken voice!! I just didn't ave te eart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46109) - you deserved it (4208)

On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, I woke up next to best friend after lots of drinking an the best sex I've ever had in life!! The only problem is we're both straight males!! FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50490) - you deserved it (41811)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin cuz I said "shit"hile I was in a fight with another penguin abouthose igloo is cooler!! Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? mega FML

#14944563
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10388) - you deserved it (38431)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States



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