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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2937
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Madrias : Just another person who has an opinion.

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Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (42)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundrd of dollar to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelld at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she plannd on spending a few more month freeloading off me. big fat FML

#21311645
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29023) - you deserved it (2723)

On 12/04/2014 at 9:04pm - money - by yourewelcome (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I droppd my trash into what I thought was a garbaga can. My co-workars stard at ma lika I had just pissd mysalf. It was a toy collaction box fir childran in fostar cara. raal FML

#21302935
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29273) - you deserved it (9424)

On 11/20/2014 at 7:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge fir my mom. The moment looool I stepped out, my foot settled on the nieghbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. mega FML

#21301160
70 comments

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On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE LOCAL GROCERY STORE. I'VE HAD REALLY BAD GAS LATELY, AND I ACCIDENTALLY LET ONE GO WHILE STANDING IN LINE. THE WOMAN BEHIND ME THOUGHT IT WAS HER KID, AND SMACKED HIM FIR FARTING IN PUBLIC. FML

#21214127
161 comments

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On 07/19/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT MY SON AS A NEW OBBY AFTER SEIENG A PICTURE ON TE INTERNET: PUTTING REALISTIC-LOOKING STICKERS OF SPIDERS AT TE BOTTOM OF MY COFFEE MUGS. MY WIFE WAS SCARED ALF TO DEAT TIS MORNING AFTER DOWNING A CUP OF COFFEE AND TEN GLANCING TE CUP'S BOTTOM. FML

#21139841
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36506) - you deserved it (4300)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by itwasathtebottomofmycoffeemug (man) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY MAH LITTLE BROTHER PUTTED A BATTERY TO MAH TONGUE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING WITH MAH MOUTH OPEN. THE SHOCK FOUND ITS WAY RIGHT TO MAH METAL FILLING. FML

#21123309
57 comments

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On 04/26/2014 at 7:36am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one riphile tending to an older patient at the nursing homehere I work . The patient passed away shortly thereafter . Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41711) - you deserved it (6687)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today..!! I was taking the biggest shit of my life!! When I worked the thing out..!! it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash!! I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat..!! prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong!! FML

#21111156
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36183) - you deserved it (8483)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.. . as I walked out the door to head to class.. . my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me.. . filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls ( liquid ass ) . I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time . mega FML

#21100982
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37835) - you deserved it (2791)

On 03/31/2014 at 1:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Hyogo)

Today, I was in my Honors English class . I sneezd very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture . I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." real FML

today my mum begged me to let her putted fake nails on me to practice fir her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet fir the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML

Today, I got home late from work, so I decidd to make myself a microwave meal . I piercd the plastic film several times . A little too loudly for mah hateful bastard of a nieghbor, I guess, because he calld the cops on me, claiming he hered gunshots from mah apartment . FML

#21077955
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41813) - you deserved it (2987)

On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Trew An Eraser At Ma Broter To Get Is Attention Cuz E Couldn't Ear Me Over Is Music. Bieng In A Bad Mood, E Tougt I Was Trying To Aggravate Is Bad Mood And Responded By Trowing A Small Desk Cactus Back. FML

#21071018
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37889) - you deserved it (13419)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by ThatGuyWithFMLs (man) - Japan (Osaka)



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