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by Anon / 01/18/2013 at 12:53am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML
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