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MaddieMonster

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 84374
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About MaddieMonster : I'm extremely tiny and cynical. Adventure and sand sifter. what else is there?
Good conversation : Aim: KcoolMaddie

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Visits<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:16pm<b>PlayPals</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 9:27am<b>trashboat911</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 8:39am<b>Nyattack</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 12:22pm<b>Melodija</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 3:35am<b>sythe511</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 8:20am<b>LaZiBoi</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:36pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:38pm<b>TimeBandit17</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 9:29am<b>Alienfran</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:56pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 10:46pm<b>Superwalkatural</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 6:58pm<b>losesitall</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 3:32am<b>rhino514</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:13am<b>jennlody</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 5:54am<b>hislittleprinces</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 8:39am<b>PrinceOfBritain</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 8:17am<b>lilferrit</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 12:41am

Fucked!<b>sythe511</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 2:20pm<b>MehNameIsJuan</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 5:22am

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MaddieMonster's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13432) - you deserved it (55175)

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