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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML


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