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MacItUp
  • Town/Country : New York, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 110
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MacItUp : Don't feel bad, eventually everyone falls for the mustache ;)

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Today, I downloaded a movie for my mom that she really likes, "When Harry Met Sally". When she loaded the file, we soon found out it was actually some kind of obscure porno billed as "When Harry Wet Sally". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39450) - you deserved it (7402)

On 01/05/2014 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bought a new armband to hold my iPhone while working out so I can listen to music and I was excited to start getting in shape. Unfortunately, when I tried it on, my arm was too big and it didn't fit. FML

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On 11/18/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

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121 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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