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Ma_Nikka
  • Town/Country : Roseville, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 March 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20317
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Visits<b>joco4</b> - the 12/08/2016 at 3:16am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/23/2016 at 11:28am<b>lutessiarose</b> - the 11/22/2016 at 3:49pm<b>BobyGrim</b> - the 11/06/2016 at 7:08pm<b>tyler530</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 1:43am<b>ownedmeister</b> - the 10/27/2016 at 2:54pm<b>DeckPorpoise</b> - the 10/27/2016 at 1:23pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/23/2016 at 5:35pm<b>ineednousername</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 9:48am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 10:58am<b>kakabalo</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 12:26pm<b>Fluffyturtle21</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 9:55am<b>Violat3r</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 12:01pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 3:08pm<b>Track_is_life</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 1:08am<b>Scootythedog</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 12:22am<b>max367</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 1:15am<b>Sweet_Haruka</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 12:48pm

Fucked!<b>joco4</b> - yesterday at 9:16am<b>chewsef</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 4:46am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/23/2016 at 11:35pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 4:58pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 8:31pm<b>MrErazo</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 9:28pm<b>Robert3Lee</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 12:09am<b>SwingingChili</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 1:16am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 10:17am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 6:30am

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Ma_Nikka's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML

by Myorafield / 10/26/2016 at 2:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML

by lily_marleen / 10/24/2016 at 8:58am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML

by trollbot13 / 10/24/2016 at 5:39am / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Work

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

by pantless / 10/23/2016 at 5:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

by Anonymous / 10/20/2016 at 7:12am / Australia (Tasmania) / Love

Today, it seems like everyone in my family knew about my boyfriend's new engagement, all except me. FML

by jaymaag25 / 10/20/2016 at 2:28am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, in a department store, a woman with a parrot sitting on her shoulder was trying to return a coffee maker. She explained that she had to return the coffee maker because the bird didn't like it sitting on the kitchen counter. FML

by oped01 / 10/17/2016 at 8:15pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend broke up with me. She immediately asked if it was because I didn't put out. I'm 15. FML

by LittleLou / 10/16/2016 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was babysitting, and the family dog was unable to move, so I had texted the mother about it. We put the small dog on the couch to make it comfortable while the mother was on her way to get the dog and take it to the vet. Turns out, we sat with a dead dog for about ten minutes. FML

by anonymous / 10/13/2016 at 11:46pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was threatened with eviction over $6.25. They waited three days to tell me and left me one business day to get it done. Six fucking dollars and 25 goddamn cents. FML

by lululand315 / 10/11/2016 at 10:40am / United States (District of Columbia) / Money

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Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML

by amandanoelle / 10/09/2016 at 2:42am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, a coworker asked me how I was because I looked down. I said, "You don't want to know." They replied, "You're right, I don't," and walked off. FML

by makayta / 10/08/2016 at 2:20am / United States (California) / Work

Today my daughter asked me to do her a huge favor : undergo a liposuction transplantation where my fat would be sucked out then put into her butt and thighs. Apparently, I am the fattest DNA match to her, lessening the risk of her rejecting the transplant. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2016 at 12:37pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, while taking my toddler for a walk with the dog, he threw a tantrum and rammed one well-aimed finger directly up the poor dog's pooper. FML

by JEHR / 10/07/2016 at 3:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

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Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML

by Pissed.Off.Mom. / 10/06/2016 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Kids