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by Myorafield / 10/26/2016 at 2:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML
by lily_marleen / 10/24/2016 at 8:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by trollbot13 / 10/24/2016 at 5:39am / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Work
by pantless / 10/23/2016 at 5:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/20/2016 at 7:12am / Australia (Tasmania) / Love
by jaymaag25 / 10/20/2016 at 2:28am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, in a department store, a woman with a parrot sitting on her shoulder was trying to return a coffee maker. She explained that she had to return the coffee maker because the bird didn't like it sitting on the kitchen counter. FML
by oped01 / 10/17/2016 at 8:15pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by LittleLou / 10/16/2016 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting, and the family dog was unable to move, so I had texted the mother about it. We put the small dog on the couch to make it comfortable while the mother was on her way to get the dog and take it to the vet. Turns out, we sat with a dead dog for about ten minutes. FML
by anonymous / 10/13/2016 at 11:46pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by lululand315 / 10/11/2016 at 10:40am / United States (District of Columbia) / Money
Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML
by amandanoelle / 10/09/2016 at 2:42am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by makayta / 10/08/2016 at 2:20am / United States (California) / Work
Today my daughter asked me to do her a huge favor : undergo a liposuction transplantation where my fat would be sucked out then put into her butt and thighs. Apparently, I am the fattest DNA match to her, lessening the risk of her rejecting the transplant. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2016 at 12:37pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by JEHR / 10/07/2016 at 3:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
by Pissed.Off.Mom. / 10/06/2016 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Kids