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MaFioso13

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 389
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Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML

#21213656
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52455) - you deserved it (4085)

On 07/19/2014 at 12:43am - love - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33985) - you deserved it (9792)

On 06/03/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by properpissed (man) - United States (California)



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