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MWhinery95's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31150) - you deserved it (13688)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21602) - you deserved it (41473)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

#18710247
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32883) - you deserved it (4099)

On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

#18599933
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46172) - you deserved it (5853)

On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70251) - you deserved it (6593)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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