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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a… Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told… Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell…
- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very…