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MTLATP
  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 191
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MTLATP : Not much to say about myself except I love spending time with family and friends. Like to go out, spend time in the sun, have fun,and meet new people. Love watching movies. Anyways feel free to message me if you want to chat and know more.

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Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40714) - you deserved it (15365)

On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

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On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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