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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3902
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MGITSWFTC : I'm a guitarist, aspiring recording engineer, audiophile, classical enthusiast, general music fanatic, concert junkie, chess player, lax bro, and movie lover. My favorite bands are Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, Caravan of Thieves, Rodrigo y Gabriela, and Gogol Bordello. That's really about it for me. Have a superb day!

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Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family member with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML

#17336031
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31723) - you deserved it (3330)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I went to the beach. While I was swimming , I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy , I slowly got out of the water , showing off mah body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized mah bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

#17322552
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26135) - you deserved it (35077)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the arport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shrt said ( Smile if u take it in the ass. ) He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41413) - you deserved it (13707)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reachd under mah stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36755) - you deserved it (3700)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

2day in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs . I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular . FML

#17304355
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10649) - you deserved it (73646)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage grl ran up behind me an dumpd a carton of milk on my head. She said, ( The cow master baptizes you! ) an then ran in the opposite drection, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34663) - you deserved it (3770)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overhered, cummed in the living room and said, "It's yur little brother, now shut up." She was serious. mega FML

#17301122
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36662) - you deserved it (6788)

On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States

Today, the heat rash that has been devouring mah side 4 the last week was revealed to be something much worse: shingles. FML

#17300096
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30430) - you deserved it (2715)

On 07/29/2011 at 5:40pm - health - by ivannooze - United States

Today, my boyfriend an I had sex, an it was my first time bieng on top. I got so into it thathen I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

#17294808
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38948) - you deserved it (9909)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY , I WENT TO A JEWELER'S TO BUY A RING TO PROPOSE TO MY GRLFRIEND. WHEN I WAS AT THE RESTAURANT , IN MID-PROPOSAL , WITH PEOPLE WATCHING , I REALIZED I HAD LEFT THE RING IN THE STORE. FML

#17294240
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32542) - you deserved it (13841)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:19am - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when u kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. real FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33129) - you deserved it (6661)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today... I was browsing the webhen I checked the search history. Turns out son has been searching 4 ( nude grills ) and ( hot grills. ) Not only is 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet... he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (5613)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today , I laarnad that horror movia do not axaggarata tha pain of gatting your nails rippad from your fingars. FML

Today, I learnd that my daughter's gerbils r not afraid of the vacuum cleaner!! FML

#17279585
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26957) - you deserved it (9491)

On 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm - kids - by corasmom (woman) - United States (Washington)



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