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  • Town/Country : Phoenix, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 December 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28698) - you deserved it (4949)

On 01/08/2013 at 6:56pm - animals - by life// (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML


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On 01/02/2013 at 4:53pm - animals - by Anon. -

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML


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On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyone who walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML


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On 12/27/2012 at 5:16am - animals - by DarkDisaster (woman) - United States

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML


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On 12/15/2012 at 10:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML


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On 12/13/2012 at 6:04am - animals - by catlover - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML


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On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML


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On 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML


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On 12/06/2012 at 2:18am - animals - by psd60 - United States (Texas)

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