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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4132
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About LunaKitsune : I have 3 the pet crested geckos and a cat. I like animals more than people because they don't judge.

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Today, I was sitting in ma bedroom relaxingen I eard ma little sister and ma broter. Tinking it was cute tey were talking again, I was listening. Tey were not just "talking", tey were making plans on ow to kill me. mega FML


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On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday Pyromaniac Sister Somehow Got Her Hands On Dad's Lighter And Set Bd Sheets On Fire. My Dad Said I Must Have Provokd Her, And That She Can't Be Blamd For Her Mental Condition. So Now I'm Groundd, And She Has A New Doll House To Calm Her Down.


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On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

yesterday I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter fir my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML


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On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Drection, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future . As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window . FML


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On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to mah boyfriend of 4 yeres an apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML


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On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML


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On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today... I found out ma upstair neigbor filed a noise complaint against me 4 banging on te ceiling every nigt. Tey conveniently left out te partere tey constantly stomp... sout... an do stuff tat sound like teir dropping brick to te floor every nigt. FML


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On 03/19/2015 at 11:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was walking my dog . Suddenly , my insane nieghborho loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog . I say OK , thinking that if I watch her , she won't do anything . I turn around to make sure no cars r coming andhen I turn back , she's trying to steal my dog . FML

Today, I went running!! I live in a small town and people know me farly well!! It was dark when I went to avoid the heat!! I was almost finishd with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from!! Clearly bieng fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi!! FML


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On 03/11/2015 at 9:50pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I Woke Up Tis Morning In A Panic . Last Nigt, I Eard Scratcing At Ma Door, But I Tougt It Was Just Ma Cat An Went Back To Sleep . Tis Morning, It It Me Tat Ma Cat Is 600 Miles Away Living Wit Ma Mom In Iowa . I'm Terrified To Even Sleep Now . FML


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On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Yesterday , during a meal out wit ma team and bosses , I wasn't drinking. Te waiter complained , "If your not ordering alcool , ow am I supposed to take advantage of u later?" I'm not sure wat's worse , te rapey pre-dinner joke or te awkward silence as ma colleagues looked on. FML

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML


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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I got fired from mah new waitres job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked mah friendho works therehat really happened. Apparently not showing mah boobs enough at a family place was ground for dismissal. FML


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On 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm - work - by miewann - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to doctor so he could remove a living spider from nasal cavity. big fat FML


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On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

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