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LudicMonster

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LudicMonster

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1352
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LudicMonster : "Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person"























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LudicMonster's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. When I was approaching a stop sign, I look next to me and see a guy with a triangle shaped head. I tell my son "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML

#1587848
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7935) - you deserved it (65907)

On 05/03/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by mylifesucks123 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59728) - you deserved it (327262)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91984) - you deserved it (41767)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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