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LudicMonster

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  • Town/Country : San Francisco, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 April 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1976
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>drayloon</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 1:04am<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 6:37pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 5:44am<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 9:06pm<b>katbright1</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 2:03am<b>LPac5295</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 6:48pm<b>matt_1121</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 10:23pm<b>FatKitty</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 10:31pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 3:25am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:45pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 9:07am<b>DaviSal00</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 10:28am<b>rwal0912</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 9:51am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 8:46am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 7:00pm<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 7:55pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 11:59am<b>jslaton91</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 4:46am

Fucked!<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 12:37am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 1:44am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 2:46pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 5:59pm<b>TheBroCodeBros</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 5:23pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 4:09am<b>s1s1</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 8:07pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 7:29pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 11:49am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:07pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:10pm<b>ManUtdFan743</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 5:05pm<b>violetsweety</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:25am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 4:31pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 7:26am<b>thalheimer15</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 9:21pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 8:24am<b>pixierara</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 5:16pm

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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LudicMonster's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

by daniel55 / 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

by tongue tied / 02/11/2013 at 3:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

by Kitten_Love / 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm / Animals

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

by daddy's girl / 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

by Keastwood013 / 01/18/2013 at 10:25am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

by anon / 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2013 at 5:34am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

by Anonymous / 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

by Money-money-money / 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm / France / Money

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

by mountains / 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma came to show her support. While there, she managed to knock over my display, get in the way of potential buyers and take down a rather old lady when she supposedly stumbled. This all happened in the first five minutes she was there. FML

by soldnone / 11/18/2012 at 5:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2012 at 6:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

by mm / 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United Kingdom (Warrington) / Miscellaneous

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

by Andrew / 10/30/2012 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Love