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You've liked someone. How cute!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
LudicMonster's favorite FMLs
by AintEasyBeinWheezy / 04/28/2016 at 2:26pm / United States / Health
Today, my mother showed me a picture of a dog in need of a home. Excitedly, I asked if we were getting it, having wanted one for a few months now. She said, 'No. I'm not even sure why I showed you." FML
by AnnaMuffin / 04/26/2016 at 6:08pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Animals
by iliana74 / 04/20/2016 at 12:07pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 04/17/2016 at 12:37pm / United States (Delaware) / Kids
by leahrb / 02/24/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 01/23/2016 at 3:48pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd patronized for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML
by BlueMacaw / 09/16/2015 at 2:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by babbling idiot / 08/14/2015 at 5:35am / Canada / Work
by guest / 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML
by wondercat40 / 04/24/2014 at 5:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by LeChameauTrisomique / 03/14/2014 at 12:33am / France (Centre) / Work
Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2014 at 12:30am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by jessierules93 / 12/07/2013 at 12:58am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
by smooth / 11/21/2013 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…