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by callofdutyhater / 08/21/2011 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Kids
by Emily / 08/21/2011 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Moosh / 01/01/2010 at 6:12am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love
by not-that-fat / 07/27/2009 at 9:49am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML
by El Boz / 02/22/2009 at 9:52am / United States (Maryland) / Animals
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- Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on… Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the… Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML