Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Luce_del_sole

Search for a member

Luce_del_sole

3Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2007
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Luce_del_sole : I'm Deaf;
That's pretty much all you need to know about me.

Luce_del_sole's page activity

Visits<b>zacw54</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 3:29pm<b>bvbgleek</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 3:25pm<b>AnnaDeWitt</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 10:36am<b>nixienicotine</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 11:37pm<b>I_Am_Lamp_</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 7:27pm<b>ButterflyHaze</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 5:22pm<b>Tthug</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 11:45pm<b>Driving_Gaming</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 7:37pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 7:29pm<b>MorganDamon</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 10:41pm<b>Ruskiy_Cherep</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 2:10am<b>DragonDude</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 10:36am<b>jbcy</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 9:51pm<b>xninix</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 4:48pm<b>Likian5</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 1:00pm<b>Ethann44</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 2:48am<b>Scrambled</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 4:47pm<b>oops6663</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 9:06pm

Liked!<b>Ruskiy_Cherep</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 8:10am<b>hankers22</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 5:04am<b>pennyprostitute</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 2:26am

Luce_del_sole's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Luce_del_sole's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followd me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she trid to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missd, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratchd in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatizd cat. FML

#9135717
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33503) - you deserved it (4778)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with mah pants zipper. Guesshich of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (6967)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . HE SUDDENLY PULLS AWAY, AN GOES, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' THEN CONTINUES KISSING ME . FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22063) - you deserved it (20729)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I caugt my dog attempting to sit on te carpet. Wen I saw im, I screamd. Startld, e ran around te ouse, continuing to take is sit. Now, I don't ave to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger unt an fine all of te scatterd turds. real FML

#8837524
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22107) - you deserved it (11844)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - animals - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out exactly wat Ducolax stool softener is all about . Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6006) - you deserved it (21086)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, TRYING TO TAKA INITIATIVA, I WORA NOTHING BUT AN APRON AND LAD MAH HUSBAND TO THA KITCHAN BY HIS KNOB TO HAVA SOMA FUN. I TRIPPAD ON THA FLOOR AND USAD HIS KNOB TO KAAP BALANCA. FML

#8797344
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21631) - you deserved it (7064)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Sorry (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm . I don't remember much ofhat I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, looool "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19479) - you deserved it (4878)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday mah girlfriend broke up with me!! She cummd over to see me one last time!! We huggd for minutes and crid; it was a touching moment!! Just after she left, I realizd mah wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone!! FML

#7261077
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36137) - you deserved it (4404)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guyho decidd to use the line, "My love 4 you is lyk diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (4158)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

today I found out that mah father askd mah best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

#6593768
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53546) - you deserved it (2795)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today I ad a cack-up wit my darmatologist. Wan I took off my pants sa noticad a small mark on my panis and was concarnad. I ad to inform ar tat it was not in fact a mola but a bruisa from gatting it stuck in a Snappla bottla two days prior to ta cack-up. FML

#3686221
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9463) - you deserved it (71988)

On 07/12/2009 at 3:07am - health - by Best-stuf-on-Earth (man) - United States (California)

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom . After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

#3428912
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69632) - you deserved it (2743)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by daRN (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, I discovered that the hereing in left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it fir 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited fir it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in ear. For 2 weeks. FML

#3130305
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55064) - you deserved it (10428)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm - health - by JK710 - United States (Georgia)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: