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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 971
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>derpmerpherp</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 12:34pm<b>LittleRed79</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 6:39pm<b>Jatok</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 5:50pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 1:33pm<b>ciaraash</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 6:25pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 3:08am<b>Shocker7</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 6:45pm<b>Pterydactyl</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 2:46am<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 11:43pm<b>Rjxdare</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 1:45pm<b>hollenbackam</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 12:09am<b>Frowny</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 2:46am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 3:45am<b>thatboysam</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:54pm<b>brb223</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 11:21pm<b>lanai80</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 2:58pm<b>Boxer3421</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 3:48pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 12:34pm

Fucked!<b>andrmac</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 7:33pm<b>AliGInTheHouse</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 6:08pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 5:49pm

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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Lucario227's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashes into me from behind. I get out of my car and tell him that I'm going to call the cops. He then asks me if we can move to a corner because we're blocking the way, so then get back in to move. I look in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

by Anonymous / 08/31/2016 at 11:40pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my dad is obsessed with making sure that I am not in any way 'bare' in front of the windows of our house. Which is surrounded by tall trees, five metres worth of tall trees. I'm not sure whether to be creeped out that someone might see me or that my dad is unhealthily obsessed about this. FML

Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and see if I was OK was my World of Warcraft guild leader after I didn't show up to raid. FML

by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friends told me they have been able to see all my BDSM likes in their Facebook feeds. My family and coworkers also follow me. FML

by Anonymous / 08/21/2016 at 5:21am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Miscellaneous

Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML

by Innocent / 08/18/2016 at 7:03pm / New Zealand / Transportation

Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

Today, after cleaning the whole house, I still couldn't get rid of the foul smell. Later, my roommate revealed his new place to "stash and dry" his socks: The ventilation ducts. FML

by stinkystinky / 08/12/2016 at 1:32pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my former boss is threatening to keep my last paycheck until I return a skateboard that a guest forgot at the hotel about a month ago. She was the one who gave me the order to put it in the trash. FML

by touristtraphotel / 08/11/2016 at 2:58pm / Puerto Rico / Work

Today, I see our boss, visiting from USA, press the button on the coffee machine, probably thinking the cup will drop automatically. No time to explain, I grab a cup in the cupboard and put it under the now pouring coffee. Next thing I know, I'm lying on the floor, my boss's bodyguard on top of me. FML

by arianelagolden / 08/04/2016 at 3:27am / Work

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

by crazyattracts / 07/31/2016 at 1:53am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2016 at 11:14pm / Love

Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work

Today, my religious mother found out I work at Planned Parenthood. Now everytime she sees me, she prays until I leave the room. FML

by Anonymous / 07/20/2016 at 2:12pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I bleached my upper lip hair so it wouldn't be visible anymore. At school, for the first time, the guy I like came over to talk to me after class. Just as I thought he was about to ask me out, he told me how weird my "gold moustache" looks. FML

Today, I was told that the $8,500 bill for my new water well grew to $11,000 because of a fair amount of overtime. I learned that the men I hired to drill the new well at our home were spending the overtime drilling my daughter as well. FML

by loserman67 / 07/18/2016 at 8:04am / Intimacy