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Lucario227

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 607
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>thatboysam</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:54pm<b>brb223</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 11:21pm<b>lanai80</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 2:58pm<b>Boxer3421</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 3:48pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 12:34pm<b>StevenTheSnake</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 6:07pm<b>usernamesaredum</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 7:21pm<b>IDontKnowaName73</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 5:57pm<b>hateatfirstsight</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 9:44pm<b>Darkpit353</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 7:18am<b>muhnuqqa15</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 3:08am<b>ouimetnick</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:18am<b>Triplehinge</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 4:43pm<b>krazyelliot</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 12:41pm<b>elsie23</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 9:52pm<b>TheSquire</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 8:27pm<b>dantecarlson</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 5:48pm<b>Born2Pizza</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 2:27pm

Fucked!<b>AliGInTheHouse</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 6:08pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 5:49pm

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Lucario227's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

by Anonymous / 04/13/2016 at 4:25am / Health

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

by Anonymous / 04/10/2016 at 8:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I spent 2 hours slaving over a hot stove to make my kids the perfect dinner. They both came home with Happy Meals in their hands. FML

Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, my 12 and 14 year olds told me they'll be doing whatever they like from now on and there will be no rules or bedtime, otherwise they'll tell their teachers that my husband and I abuse them. Where did I go wrong? FML

by Anonymous / 04/08/2016 at 5:43pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, a customer got angry with me, because store policy says we can't accept returns of unsealed video games unless there's actual damage to the disc. The guy got enraged and started yelling about how I'm a "useless fuckwhistle". I almost got written up for laughing so hard at the insult. FML

by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 4:21pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work

Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML

by ScarredDaughter / 03/29/2016 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

by yova / 03/27/2016 at 4:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out about my sister's insanely detailed plan to abduct my one-year-old son and raise him as her own on another continent. All my mom did was tell me not to worry because she can't afford to move that far away. FML

Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy

Today, my boss - whose intelligence level hovers a hair above "Herpity derpity derp" - got up my ass and accused me of lying to him. All because I said that just because I'm a network admin, I can't make his 7 year old piece of crap Blackberry magically be able to use 4G networks. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 2:44pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML

by Liah12 / 03/05/2016 at 8:52am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML

by Anonymous / 03/04/2016 at 3:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML

by oh / 02/22/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, despite hints, suggestions, and even blatant criticism, my coworker refuses to believe he smells like rotten donkey nuts. He says he only needs to shower once a week, and that he doesn't believe in deodorant. I volunteered to do an extra autopsy today because the morgue smells better. FML

by ragnarok1540 / 02/17/2016 at 11:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

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