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Lovin_Lyfee
  • Town/Country : NA, US, Hawaii
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lovin_Lyfee : Army wife for life. If you're going to be a "grammar nazi" please be sure to actually check YOUR grammar before reposting and making an ass of yourself. Have a nice day =]

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Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31274) - you deserved it (6268)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States

Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML

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On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)



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